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[短篇] 笑话3则

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笑话3则

1.昨天看到一美女,找不到搭讪理由,我从口袋掏出纸巾,追着美女喊道: 美女你鞋子脏了,我帮你擦擦吧?美女:不了,刚才有人添过了。擦,现在竞争太激烈了。

2.怀孕一个多月,各种吐,有天晚上吐的受不了了就跟老公撒娇:求求你救救我吧!老公很淡定地回答:以前你来大姨妈难受的时候就说让我救救你,我果断把你救了,现在你又让我救你,对不起,我不是万能的……

3. 我喝红茶时,总是喝一半,再尿满,然后拿给小卖部老板,说味不对,让他退钱,直到有一天,我喝了一瓶营养快线,哎,不说了,又要吃秋葵了!
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第三则读完有点不适,哈哈,最不喜欢吃秋葵了,里面的那种液体,总是给人一种在吃口水的感觉

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