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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一位外国朋友年轻时要当一位伟大的作家。别人问他怎么才算伟大,他说:"我写的东西全世界都要看到!看完他们肯定歇斯底里,火冒三丈,痛苦万分!"经过多年努力,他成功了。他在微软公司负责蓝屏时的报错提示信息。

2、学校大屏幕上显示这样一段话:只有耐得住寂寞,才能孕育成功。我同学看了说:“都寂寞了还怎么孕育……”   

3、本人到山上写生。看见路边一间小草房蛮漂亮的,在草房对面坐下开始画。没过多久,俩村民从我面前走过,看了看我画的画,其中一个对另一个说:“这孩子画厕所做什么呢……”
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