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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.十六七岁大概是一个男孩最尴尬的年纪,学业繁重,没有事业,甚至爱情也不稳定。我很庆幸在这段黑暗的岁月里有一个天使一样的女孩陪我一起度过,她对我炽热的爱使我深刻的意识到:我是一个gay

2.他和她在重症病房相爱了,约定好真爱至死不渝。深夜,他病症发作,她安慰他说“别着急,我已经帮你叫医生护士了”他紧紧握住她的手,用尽最后的力气在她耳边说:“叫一声护士哪够啊,你他妈倒是多叫几声啊!”

3.“一只死于钢刀之下的小猪,必然会对铁器产生恐惧,所以即使是面对铁勺也会全身颤抖。”大妈一边念念有词,一边抖掉了正打算盛给我的肉“阿姨,你今天拿的是木勺。”

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