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1、看到某男星离婚净身出户的新闻,胡秋林感到有些敬佩,佩服他的勇气。他跟媳妇说:“净身还是很疼的,不晓得打没打麻药。”
2、楼下邻居在院里打麻将,隔壁老王的媳妇老是自摸胡牌。胡秋林搞急了,说:你莫老是自摸撒,也让我摸一把!老王媳妇回道:我又没说不让你摸,是你自己不摸……
3、晚在小区散步,看到一个老奶奶不小心把拐杖掉在了地上,费了好大力气也没能捡起来。这时老奶奶看到了胡小毛,她连忙说:“娃子,我年纪大了,弯不下腰,你帮帮忙吧。“ 小毛说:“没问题!”说完,双手摁住老奶奶的头,用力把她的腰压弯了下去。
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