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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.男的鼓起勇气向女神表白:你知道吗?我喜欢一个人。
  女:哦,你喜欢一个人啊,那我先走了。
2.我:儿子,这次考多少分呀?
  儿子眉头紧锁:爸,下次想打我的时候,能不能换个借口?
3.有些人耳根子特别软,你说啥好,他就买了,你说哪好玩,他就去了。你以为人家是没主见吗?错,人家有钱!

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