n839gtopia 发表于 2021-2-8 12:57   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1滚” “能换一种说法吗？”“蹿吧，孩儿” “能文明一点吗？” “去吧，皮卡丘”“能高大上一点吗？” “奔跑吧，兄弟”“能再上档次点吗？”“世界这么大，你怎么不去看看”“能有点诗意吗？”“你来人间一趟，你要看看太阳。”“能有点鼓动性吗？”“奔涌吧，后浪！”

2杀一人为罪，屠万人为王，杀得万万人，方才王中王，王中王，火腿长，一节更比六节强，300年，九芝堂，治肾亏，不含糖，果冻，我要喜之郎。

3小姐姐，处对象吗，本人一米五，会做烧饼，喝药贼快
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