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笑话三则

1、带小侄子逛公园,一对对情侣恩爱秀那叫一个不忍直视,情不自禁的叹了叹气。这时小家伙问道:叔叔,你啥时候给我找个婶婶啊?我微笑着回:等你考100分的时候。只见其愣了几秒,黑着脸说:叔,你千万别拿自己的终身大事开玩笑!我……
2、一个老外来到北京,忽然看到一大波人在涌动,便问:今天是什么节日,怎么那么多人!我说:这只是一次很小的迁徙,下班回家啊!
3、和女友交往快半年了,我问她:“你对我有什么感觉?”女友:“没感觉!”于是我赶忙请她出去吃了份烛光晚餐,吃完后,我问:“现在有感觉了吧!”女友:“嗯,感觉挺饱的!”
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