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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.今天去一外企应聘,笔试通过后,是面试。一位砖家出了一到题目,让我出一道题难住他,答案我必须要知道的。我想了很久说:“你知道我爸叫什么吗?”

2.一姑娘去买泳衣,试了之后有点大,
老板说:“没事,下水了就贴身上了。”
姑娘说:“我这是去海边,万一浪大了泳衣脱落了怎么办。”
老板说:“我们质量好,你怎么浪都没事! ”

3.老婆买了一双皮靴,老公问多少钱,老婆答:“1000元。”老公吃惊道:“一双鞋就花掉我半个月的工资?”老婆不屑道:“这你还要感谢人类进化呢。”老公不解,老婆说:“幸亏人类进化后能直立行走了,否则要花掉你一个月的工资!”

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