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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

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[一代综师]笑话三则

虽然我是山东人但我不会挖掘机,也不吃煎饼卷大葱!!一天天的蓝翔蓝翔!山东不仅只有蓝翔!中国啤酒哪家强?青岛啤酒喝到爽。中国足球哪家强?山东鲁能最辉煌。中国石油哪家强?胜利油田高大上。中国冰箱哪家强?海尔冰箱硬邦邦。中国钢铁哪家强?想硬就要到莱钢。结婚生娃哪家强?红会福娃圆梦想!懂了么,真想把你们这群人都埋了,说到埋,问题来了……挖掘机技术哪家强,中国山东找蓝翔!

刚进电梯就听见两个大叔在聊天说“现在的男孩子怎么都女里女气的,不像我们那个年代,男人像个男人的样子”,他们肯定不是在说我,我可是个粗犷的东北老爷们。叮咚,电梯门开了,我关上粉底盒抿一下嘴唇自信地走出电梯,新的一天又开始了,我要加油,么么哒~

在麦记排队点餐,一个后来的男生不排队直接走向前面点餐,我们学校练柔道的那个女生从队伍中走向那插队男,一手抓着他后衣领把他拉后了几步说:“你没看见大家都在排队吗?”那男的当时那句话我现在还记忆犹新:“大哥,对不起!我实在是太饿了。”

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