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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.前几天去拔牙,问医生"医生,这牙拔了影响我开兰博基尼么?"医生一脸淡定的回答"不影响,就是吹牛逼的时候有点漏风"
2.坐出租车的时候,车里放着广播,广播里的主持人说,"下面有请范范,范玮琪给大家带来balabala。。"然后司机师傅一脸不谢"这磕巴也能当主持?!!!"
3.冯绍峰说"如果我跟你分手,我名字倒过来念"倪妮说"我也是"
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