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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、让老公帮我洗碗,他不好意思回绝,于是把十岁的儿子叫到跟前,和颜悦色的跟孩子说:“儿子,现在让你练习洗碗,以后可以帮你老婆的忙。”
儿子一脸不高兴的说:“不必,以后我可以叫我儿子洗。”

2、妈妈:“你算算这道题得数是几?”  
儿子:“5。”
妈妈:“真聪明,这么快就算出来了。给你五元钱去买冰淇淋。”  
儿子:“妈妈,你再出一道得数是100的题吧!我也会。”

3、路上,5岁的女儿指着前面的一个人对妈妈说:“妈妈你看,那个人头上一根头发都没有!”
妈妈赶紧说:“小声点儿,让人家听见多不好。”
女儿感到奇怪地说:“怎么啦?他自己还不知道吗?”

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