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笑话三则

1.爆笑工作,我去请教禅师,“现在工作缺乏激情,如之奈何?”禅师掏出一个ZTE手机,我便道:“是不是说,要向ZTE一样,努力成为20年通讯专家?”禅师摇摇头,说:“我这手机总有问题,但我还是在用……”我醒悟状:“这么说,大师是要我坚持到底?”禅师叹了口气:“傻,我是说没有更好的之前,先将就着吧!”

2.我们小区里有公共厕所,有一天,我在厕所抬头45°仰望天空思考着人生;为什么大家都像我一样明明家里有厕所还出来受罪,直到从隔壁传来噗通的巨响,随之而来的是一股让人忘怀的气味,我才深深的明白,原来我们是同道中人。

3.糗事爆笑小笑话,终于找到了隐居山中的禅师,他迫不及待地问道:“我长得丑,我该怎么办?”“长得丑就应该像我一样。”青年点点头:“心如止水,独善其身?”“不,长得丑就要像我一样赶紧找个深山躲起来。”

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