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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、“爸爸,你说这世界上真的有鬼吗?”

“傻孩子,当然没有。”
“可是我有点怕。”
“别胡思乱想,时间不早了,快把我的脑袋还给我,回自己的棺材睡去吧。”
2、一只小熊走夜路,忽然感到屁股一凉,用手摸了摸发现尾巴不见了,可是回头却什么都没看到,吓得小熊流了一身冷汗:“是谁!是谁! ”

这时,空气中传来一个声音:“我是割尾鬼埃”
3、夜里上厕所,没有灯,我被里面一只头朝上放着的拖把给吓尿了。后来一想,本来就是要尿的,就没有那么怕了。。。

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