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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、身份证丢了,拿我爸身份证去玩。
把身份证递给网管之后,网管看我一眼对我说:大哥你长得挺年轻啊!

2、一二货朋友,去KTV唱歌。他喝多了,想调戏陪唱的妹子。
他对妹子说:“我长沙(常杀)人。”
尼玛,妹子竟然报警了,凌晨4:00我把他从派出所接回来了。

3、今早上吐下泻,老公就骑电动车送我去医院,走到半路又想吐,老公就把车停路边让我蹲在绿化带吐。
路人甲飘过,说了句:头一回看到坐电动车都晕车的。

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这些都是哪里找到的呀

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