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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.芝加哥银行。“我要提一笔款!”“请问您的帐号是?”“我要有帐号,还拿手枪干什么?”
2.偷甲:我非配一副眼镜不可偷乙:为么?偷甲:昨天潜入一户人家正在开保险箱时突然发出很大的声音原来转的是收音机
3.刺骨的冬天,每到午夜,宝宝总要哭闹一番,妻子总是摇醒我:“起来,亲爱的,去看看宝宝为什么哭?”
后来,我用书中介绍的方法让宝宝安静地睡了。
可是午夜,妻子又把我摇醒:“起来,亲爱的,看看宝宝为什么不哭?”

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