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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.今天看见有人说小明写的作文"我的启蒙老师---苍老师"我就纳闷了,苍老师教的到底是哪门科学,这都要黑小明!

2.记得煤炭价格上涨时,电业部门大喊大叫吃不消,电业公司不管三七二十一的上调了电费。 今年煤炭的价格大幅度下调,从去年煤价七八百下降到今年煤价二百多,下降了三倍多。但电业公司假装不知,为什么价格不下调? 希望转发,别当和自己没关系

3.今天邻居老杨被他儿子的老师叫到了学校。 老师:“你家孩子太皮了,他把图钉放在女同学坐的椅子上。”老杨:“他才9岁,小孩子嘛,不懂事,不就搞了个恶作剧嘛,让他道个歉就行了,怎么还弄得非得要叫家长了?”老师:“问题是他说钉子有毒,他把人家女孩子的裙子扒了,帮人家吸毒...”

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