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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.语文课上,老师让小明解释一下“无的放失”的意思,小明想了想,说:“无的放失的意思是‘没地方拉屎’
2.老师让同学用“诲人不倦”造一个句子,小明写道:“侃帝学习非常好,但是每次考试总是交白卷,真是‘诲人不卷’
3.一个学生打电话给厂商:“我的钢笔怎么不出水呀?”“您可以试着甩一甩!”“我是过了,可是笔尖却找不到了?”

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