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[短篇] 笑话三则

1大妈早上去广场散步,看到有个老头拿着海绵笔在地上写大字,忍不住凑上去看。老头看了大妈一眼,提笔写了个“滚”字。大妈心想:看一下至于吗?老头又看大妈一眼,又写个“滚”。大妈再也忍不住了,上去一脚将老头踢倒在地!警察来了问咋回事?老头委屈地说:“我就想写句‘滚滚长江东逝水’,刚写头两个字,就被这个神经病踹倒了”。

2早晨起来迷迷糊糊的梳头,老妈问:“你有润唇膏吗?你爸嘴唇 开 裂,我 给他 抹抹!”,我顺手递过只无色唇膏,一会反应过来,不对啊,那只唇膏好像是个变色口红……

赶紧追出去,老爸已经提着公文包西装革履走到电梯口,唇上那一抹桃红惊艳了所有人!

3妹妹:“表姐,我爱上了一个很帅的有妇之夫!”表姐:“别傻了,人家只是想玩玩你而已,玩腻了就给你甩了!”妹妹:“我怀孕了,他说要跟我结婚!”表姐:“别做梦了,他不会娶你的,这种男人说的话不能信!”妹妹:“他说了只要你同意就行。”表姐:“没事你瞎打我老公主意,我刀呢,看我不砍你才怪?”
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