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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、夜空一颗流星划过,我连忙许了心愿,希望你能变漂亮些,谁知刚许完心愿,流星“嗖”地返回来,对我说:大哥!诚心为难我是不是?!

2.下班回家,发现电梯坏了,只好爬楼梯,可是我住18层啊!爬到15层已经累掉半条命了,突然看到电梯又开了,虽然还有三层,但是还是决定坐电梯,进去发现是往下的,一直下到一楼,这时一个电梯工站在门口说:“电梯坏了得修,现在停了。 ”

3、平时不秒回都是有原因的,我们仙界和人间有时差,所以我可能经常秒回不了。

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