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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1.有一对男女,青梅竹马,却一直到三十多岁时才结了婚。男的不禁感慨:“早知道要结婚,何必拖了这么多年!”女的说:“十多岁时,我同意,父母不同意;二十多岁时,父母同意,我不同意;三十多岁了,我们一家意见才统一!”
2.客户给我转账,本来应该6000多结果到账87万多,我都震惊了,连忙打电话过去,原来是不小心把验证码当输成金额了。真是贫穷限制了我的想象。。。
3.逛赌石市场时随手买了一个 鹅蛋大小 讨价还价半天3块钱拿下。切开一看当场惊呆所有人:糯种、满色、正阳绿、六分水,没有一丝绺裂!唯一的缺点就是有点酸,老板说这也属于正常,缅甸的猕猴桃都是这个味!

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