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1.耍流氓不分男女。
2.遇师如此,夫复何求。
3.小JJ硬不起来的吧。
4.的确得疯。好同情母牛们。
5.不拔光鹰毛你能又给捅又给嫖又给插吗。
6.首相访问校园,当然要注意影响,所以穿了衣服,若是参观女生宿舍,嘿嘿。。。
7.带观音就用武媚娘的名字登记了。
8.老师也是同道中人呀!
9.成功的推销了自己。
10.真刀真枪才过瘾呢。
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