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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.某天考生物,其中有一题是看鸟的腿猜出鸟的名字。某生实在不懂,生气的把卷子一撕准备离开考场。监考老师很生气于是问他:“你是哪班的,叫什么名字?”。某生把裤腿一掀,说:“你猜啊你猜啊!“,然后扬长而去,留下老师在教室里凌乱。
2.美女同事抱怨道:”我昨晚梦见黄鼠狼追了我一夜,累死我了!“,另外一个同事听后,解释道:”梦的意思可能是告诉你,你是个ji。”
3.有一天奥特曼去学校上课,课上老师提问,奥特曼一举手想发言…然后,老师就倒下不省人事了.....

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