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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1听朋友说。三十晚上,和他同事喝酒,结果喝大了两人打起来了,脸上都挂彩了,第二天酒醒后悔了,朋友觉得心里过意不去,于是摆酒道歉,结果两人又喝大了,提起来昨天的事情,又打起来了!

2一日,上课半路上,某同学:“手机忘带了,回去拿回去拿!”  拿完手机又到半道上:“晕,书忘带了。算了算了,不上了……”

3今天去应聘,到了经理那一关了。

经理看了我的简历好久,幽幽的说一句:“我认识你爸!”

我心里一喜有关系了!然后他又说:“就是以前上学天天打我的那个。”

我心里咯噔一下想扭头走呢,他接着叹了一口气说:“明天来上班吧!”

你们说我是去还是不去呢?

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