Liuxingyu77 发表于 2024-5-31 14:00   只看TA 1楼
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1、女租客经常带不同的男人回来鬼混，刚刚我妈说了明天就把她赶走，然后让我搬进去，因为那房旺桃花。#我觉得是旺菊花才对#

2、今天哥哥去相亲回来，我问他:“那个女孩长得怎么样?漂亮么?”结果这货一脸黑线的回答：“长得跟年初四似的”什么意思?#剩饭剩菜#

3、儿子最近迷上了追星，房间贴满了海报。我：儿子，你为什么那么喜欢他们?
儿子：老师说我像粪坑的石头一样，又臭又硬。我想我需要他们帮我掏一下。#他们还小请不要停止黑他们。

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