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[短篇] 小笑话3则

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小笑话3则

1.有一天,螃蟹出门散步,不小心撞到了泥鳅。泥鳅很生气地说:“你是不是瞎啊!”螃蟹回答:“不是啊,我是螃蟹。”
2.有一天,一块石头掉进了鞋子里,鞋子坏了。石头说:“不好意思,我只是想看看里面有没有味道。”
3.有一天,蚂蚁迷路了。但是幸运的是他遇见了另一只蚂蚁。于是他就问蚂蚁:“你都如何回蚁窝”另一只蚂蚁说:“带着笑或是……很沉默”

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