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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1.女子冲上一辆出租车,上气不接下气的喊道:“快!中心医院。。。”这师傅连闯了两个红灯,把女子送到了医院。女子非常激动的说道:“谢谢你,师傅,差一点我这个月满勤就没了。”

2.小姨子问我:兔子为什么不吃窝边草?我说:兔子是觉得太近了吧!小姨子笑了:可草不这么想,谁吃还不是吃,还不如让脸熟的吃,你说是吧,姐夫?

3.“上海房价太贵了。”   “那为什么不回老家呢?”  “老家北京的。”

4.人都是会变的,之前的我一直想要暴富,现在的我只想变富,暴不暴不要紧的。
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