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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一日和女友玩角色扮演。我:“姑姑,我在你心中是什么?”女友:“过儿,你是我心里的一手哥。”
2、一男问女友,你知道男人最喜欢听女人的哪句话吗。女友说 ,我爱你。男友说,不是,是这句话。说完,男友用力捏了一下女友的手,女友喊,啊~~~~疼 男友说,对,就是这句话。
3、少年向着他母亲的朋友金小姐说:“你的气力真不错?” 金小姐不明白:“我又不是大力士。” 少年:“我爸爸说,你常把三四个男子放在手掌中玩的!”
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